I normally do not post emails from others, but I am making an exception in this case, as sent from Egwandabealha of North Buganda.

O how my people are so proud and honored that your esteemed President has brought to the world’s attention, our secret agricultural miracle, covfefe.  Coming straight from the digestive system of our magnificent cows, we are indeed blessed with bountiful quantities of covfefe, to grow the best corn, strawberries and tomatoes  in all of North Buganda.   I shall invite President Trump to our next Festival of Covfefe, where he may dance with us, as he did so well in Saudi Arabia.

Stay tuned,

Dave