Enjoy the holiday season, if possible

The holiday season is a time to resist all the natural urges to be yourself.  Hold your thoughts in check  and do not say or do what comes to mind.  Let it be, let it be …

Enjoy your flight- no matter how unlikely

Take your time- but don’t be ridiculous

Mi casa e su casa-  here are my bills

Visit Miami, anyway

You may smoke – if you must

I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months,  I don’t like to interrupt.

From:

Chauvanisticjokes.com

And to steal a line from Henny Youngman (retold by Barney Frank):

How was your Thanksgiving?    Response: Compared to what?

Rather frightening news from Amazon.com,  Black Friday starts now! Gee I thought I had until Friday.  Time to turn the computer off.

Stay tuned,

Dave

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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